Signs Tom's too old to be on the radio

From: Cap't Bob - Orcas Island, WA

Recently got birthday wishes from Willard Scott.

Can't figure out why adjusting the rabbit ears on his TV won't help the picture.

Remembers the Alamo - first hand.

Wonders when Ed Sullivan will get back from vacation.

Twice last week sharpened his thumb instead of his pencil.

Keeps mumbling about how it's "High time we taught them Redcoats a lesson."

Wounded in nasty duel with Aaron Burr.