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If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing!
Children are our future. Unless we stop them now.
Volunteering is for suckers. Did you know that volunteers don't even get paid for the stuff they do?
Roads are just a suggestion, Marge, just like pants.
I just wish once someone would call me "sir" without adding, "you're making a scene."
I'm not a bath man myself. More of a cologne man.
Stupidity got us into this mess, and stupidity will get us out.
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Canada? Why would U want to leave America just to visit America, JR.?
I'd love to go to church, honey, but I've got a lot of work to do around the bed.