The sky is falling, actually.
Well, sort of.
We had a scary incident this week at Car Talk Plaza in Hahvahd Squayah. Fortunately, no one was hurt.
What happened? The old, concrete ceiling in our Producer Dougie Berman's office actually came crashing down. Among the rubble was a chunk of ceiling that landed right on Dougie's chair. Had he been napping there at the time, with his head tilted back... it would have rammed itself right down his gullet - and Dougie would be history.
From this little workplace safety incident, Tom and Ray drew an important lesson:
Beware of work.
Had Dougie been more diligent about being at work, he might not be here right now (asleep in his temporary office next door). So, let this be a lesson to us all:
Don't go to work. It's dangerous!