I remember that a while ago you guys were proposing that we export more vowels to Eastern Europe. Here's another reason to do so!
Ukrainian Driver's License Test
A Ukrainian immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver's license.
He has to take an eye test. The clerk shows him a card with the letters:
C Z W I X N O S T A C Z
"Can you read this?" the clerk asks.
"Read it?" the Ukrainian replies, "I know the guy."